RE-PRESSED RECORDS PRESENTS: The Hottest Couples In Rock West Of Werrington.

      In what will probably be the shortest running gimmick in newsletter history, Jon is the hot guy in Holy Soul that plays guitar and shakes his fringe about and was mistaken for a girl at the in-store gig they had here. Jacqui is the hot keyboardist chick from Belles Will Ring, described as being merely “sultry” in a drum media live review where the male reviewer seemed more impressed with vocalist Liam’s “hip’s thrusting at just the right moments”. 

     We’ll have none of that left wing, inner-city carry on here. Re-pressed Records in conjuntion with The Daily Telegraph and Bundy Rum categorically states that chicks in bands are hotter than guys, especially if they sleep with  hot guitar playing chicks who may be guys but you can’t really tell from this far away after a few beers. And double especially if they are from west of Blacktown. Hell, they’re even west of Penrith!

Our questions ranged between smut and music, which is all we feel comfortable conversing in.

HOT TUB 1.   Brian McFadden, Delta Goodrem, Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, Guy Ritchie

HOT TUB 2.   Snoop Dogg, Missy Elliott, Dizzee Rascal, Foxy Brown, Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston

HOT TUB 3.   Lou Reed, Patti Smith, Iggy Pop, GG Allin, Debbie Harry, Janis Joplin

Jon: Hot Tub 1 would make me feel very dirty (and not in a good way). Hot tub 2 has the best looking people and probably Cocaine but Hot tub 3 wins;  4 Leathery old legends and 2 corpses, one who was birth name was Jesus Christ… Hot! Patti Smith & Debbie Harry hate each other don’t they? Have you ever seen older women fight…awesome. Fight! Plus in The Holy Soul Rules of Sexual Encounters it’s not gay if it’s Lou or Iggy.

Jacqui: Hot Tub #1 wouldn’t be able to handle us…ugh, sidenote, could you IMAGINE the boring ass conversations that’d be going on???? Plus it’d probably wreak with the stench of hair bleach and spray tan…Puke! #2 is definitely a close second, but loses points because Bobby & Whitney creep me out. So, yeah, #3 - we’d definitely have some fuuuuun with those cats; although could we do the time machine thang to re-animate the deceased parties and rejuvenate old drug dependencies?? Sober parties just ain’t as fun & corpses don’t talk enough.

 2. What is more likely to create a domestic in your house?

  a)  Who does the washing up

  b)  Stone Roses first album Vs Pere Ubu "The Modern Dance"

c)      No, your band is supporting our band

Jon: The washing up because we both know the Holy Soul has no audience and we both know Modern Dance kicks …right?

Jacqui:  A.  we both know The Holy Soul has no audience and we both know that The Stone Roses first album kicks…right???

 3. Your watching partners band and someone next to you say's "God he's/she's hot" pointing to your partner. Do you

a) Punch the shit of them

b) Laugh and say i've shagged them and they're over rated

c) Laugh and say I've shagged them and they're worth the wait.

Jon: b

Jacqui: The only time this’ ever happened for real (to me whilst watching) was when the guys played at Re-Pressed and ‘That Guy’ mentioned what a “hot chick” the guitarist was…heh! (Sorry for the long answer, I never get tired of that anecdote!!)

But yeah, I’ll go with b) too.

  4.   I've made mix tapes in that pathetic Hi-fidelity way for girls i've liked, as I felt it gave them an insight into my complex mind and vast array of emotions. Did you write songs for each other when you first met that are really embarressing that you don't do now your married? Give us some lines.

Jon: Yeah pretty much but no I’m not telling you the lyrics

Jacqui: Nope. Never written songs about Jon. It’s not cause I don’t love him, it’s cause I’m Canadian and have already been pre-programmed by genetics to only be able to write songs about trees, drugs, murder  and Lake Ontario. Not sure why this is, but most of us do it.

  5. Does someone in your partner’s band really bug you??

Jon: Yes: Ivan - cause he could die at any moment, Aidan - cause he has his name tattooed in Elfish on his wrist. Liam cause he owns a hair straightener. Kent  cause he’s weird.

Jacqui: Not anymore…

Oohh.